I should be made, not elected, just made, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom with immediate effect.
Why does this idea matter?
This country, indeed the wider global stage, is suffering from grave economic uncertainty. I believe that I have the skills and talents necessary to turn this situation around.
I shall start by writing the words 'grave economic uncertainty' on a piece of card. I shall place this card on a desk. I will then proceed to turn the card over, and thereby literally turn around the 'grave economic uncertainty' we find ourselves in.