At this time of year we need to repeal whatever law it is that allows aging, physically obese, men to go walking around proudly showing off their man-boobs whenever there's a bit of sun. We should allow only attractive younger people to do this, perhaps some sort of licence can be issued?

Why is this idea important?

Not only does it put people off eating, it's going to scare tourists away, you can imagine them going home to whichever country and saying "don't go to Great Britain, it's full of fat exhibitionists" in whichever language, you get the idea.

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